Dear Santa,
I've been thinking about you and excited every 25th December for your presents and the Joy you bring for Christmas for the past 16 years.
Too bad I don't have a chimney for you to sneak into my living room every night to leave our presents under the Christmas Tree at night, leaving milks and cookies for you ( hope Santa doesn't get diarrhea).
Well, I'm writing this on my class's blog and hope you read this by maybe Googling it or maybe you have some super software which can find this post on this blog, to write a list on what I want for Christmas this year. I've been a good boy this year *coughs coughs and chuckles* and hope that Santa will merry this year's Christmas too like the past years.
What I want from Santa is :
1. Ipod Touch 32gb
2. Apple Mac Air Book
3. Turtle Soup Ice-Cream ( for Fong Zheng)
4. Tropical Flavoured 100-in-a-box condoms ( for Weng Xiong's entertainment)
5. Flamethrower so I can set all my books after my 'O' levels next year ablaze.
6. 700Gb's worth of Universal Studios Porn (appreciated buttsex ones)
7. Last but not least, Your Mom's Asshole =)
I'm looking forward to my presents Santa and I wish you a Very Merry Christmas this 2008. Hope Santa masturbates well with his reindeers. =)
Yours beloved, madly, deeply, sexually, sodomizingly, lovely, homosexually,
Weng Xiong =)
(JK) =P
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